just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
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I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Holy shit dude........stairs
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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