what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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