Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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