Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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