Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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