before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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