The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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