Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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