Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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Also, beer. Big fan.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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