My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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