They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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