I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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