So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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