Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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