Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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