zippers are such a cool invention
no. you can't hotbox the world.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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