I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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