weddingsv make me drug and hornr
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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