I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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