i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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