talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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