I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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