I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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