remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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