all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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