I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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