Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He did a backflip because drugs
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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