Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Even my vagina gasped.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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