I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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