dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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