the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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