I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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