You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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