i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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