what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
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Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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