Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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