I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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