Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
this hospital has no fireball
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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