I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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