Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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