They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
we have officially lost it.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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