Jerry, you need to find god
Say something about gay babies.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
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