It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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