How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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