3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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