Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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