Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Randomize