New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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