You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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