So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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